Playing Quelf (a card game) and picking the worst card ever, which resulted in me having to take off my leggings and swinging it around while singing “Old McDonald”
Making stupid puns at an all you can eat Indian buffet (“there’s nan enough!”)
Having irrational thoughts about people attempting to kidnap me in a van outside of the Rochdale co-op, and then realizing that the person shouting through the van window was my friend.
Eating frozen M&Ms
Doing my economics homework and thinking about the absurdity of how economists attempt to quantify the value of almost everything
Coughing up neon colored phlegm – but yet still going out
Girl’s night out with my love, Mary
Dancing on tables at a crowded and dirty frat with Mary to electronic music
Dodging creepers
Ditching creepers
Digging dirt and crawling into bushes in a backyard to look for my cell phone
Contemplating at 3am – while drunk – about doing research for a senior thesis in Argentina
